Product Copy

When generating product copy, I make sure to familiarize myself with the content I am promoting, whether that means watching hours and hours of cartoons, conducting web research, or determining what trends the target audience gravitates towards. I write descriptions that align with the tone of the brand, while also making sure to identify the user base, and crafting compelling copy that makes them feel seen and appreciated.

Titmouse Stuff

  • Pobody's nerfect, but with a wicked lateral lisp and a mustache that perfectly mirrors his diastema, we can't see anything flawed about the bad boy of bass, his Murderous face, or the tee he's slapped his stoic pout onto. Shroud it agonizingly loud and self-consciously proud.

Titmouse Stuff

  • As you move closer to a Moopsy, you may be overcome by an irresistible urge to cheek-squeeze, pit pat, or chin rub, but you must exercise restraint. Narj's Menagerarium will not be responsible for any injuries sustained while provoking this adorable murder machine. The safest thing you can do for yourself is to hide in your sleeping quarters, wearing your Moopsy fan tee, out of sight of the creature's bewitching cuteness. You'll thank us when you still have your bones and cartilage intact.

Titmouse Stuff

  • Lancelot the ferret has been slinking his way across the galaxy, and Rutherford is terrified. The only thing scarier than existential dread about what atrocities you may have unknowingly committed in past lives... is a ferret bite. And now that lil' Lancelot has slapped his likeness onto a t-shirt, there's no telling what our resident rodent warrior is capable of.

Titmouse Stuff

  • The face of Dethklok itself, the shrill high-pitched reverberation of "It's me, Facebones!" will lull you into a nightmarish sleep until you wake up with a vision of decimated, brain-baring skull enamel adorning every piece of clothing you come in contact with for the rest of your life. Order now!

Titmouse Stuff

  • Dr. Rockzo is... what do you call the opposite of an inspiration? Oh, a cautionary tale. He's hit rock bottom on so many different occasions he may just have the sturdiest skull in the entire Metal-verse. Pin his enamel face to everything you own as a constant reminder that drugs are for clowns y'all.

Titmouse Stuff

  • Conquering puberty is truly the most heroic effort of them all. Transform into the boldest version of yourself by shedding your frail human shell and replacing it with this vibrant, cottony tee. The Super Mouth alliance NEEDS YOU. Order now!

Titmouse Stuff

  • Titmouse Vol. 1 is not a cartoon. It is also not a comic book, not a magazine, and it’s not a book--it’s a MOOK, a magazine-book. Like Sushi, MOOK is an addictive Japanese concept that will take the world by storm. It also goes great with saké, with a significantly lower risk of succumbing to the paralyzing effects of mercury poisoning.

Titmouse Stuff

  • Uh, hey dill weeds.

    Starting Thursday, August 4th, Mike Judge’s Beavis and Butt-Head is coming to Paramount+ and it’s gonna blow your mind damnit! Each week, two episodes drop, which equals one graphic tee. When the next episode airs, check out our website to see the NEW tee of the week. That’s 24 episodes, 2 airing per week, so uh, 48 shirts. Wait, no, 12 shirts. Yeah 12. Heh.

Titmouse Stuff

  • Ya wanna wear a shirt that says “I love The Venture Bros.” but you only want other VB fans to know what you’re throwing down? Perhaps you want everyone not in-the-know to think that your shirt has nothing to do with cartoons, but bespeaks your love of logo arcana? Well stop looking and start clicking! This classic logo shirt is the wink-and-nod that you need to collect smarter friends. It’s a way to show you’re an elite part of fandom that knows what’s up! Slide into this “Venture Industries” sweet honey of a shirt, and quietly inform the sagacious spectator that you, too, love companies started by bad fathers! Everyone else will just think it’s some defunct shipping company your dad worked for! Fun!

Titmouse Stuff

  • Peanut Hamper is a mood. She’s a vibe. She’s a lifestyle. With your Peanut Hamper pin you’ll affirm your status as an absolute conniving badass who knows this world is built for the wicked. Give Peanut Hamper the notoriety she’s always craved by donning this adorable enamel pin all day every day. Order now!

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